CHIRE • endlessly expressive •

E-POST:  FLAMBOYANT MAKE-UP TIPS
- Wear lavender-blue lipstick.
- Try high-gloss white nail polish under any other color.
- Apply gold shadow on one eyelid and silver on the other.

E-POST:  SPIRITED VERBAL EXPRESSIONS
- Poof! Be gone.
- Do you know where your mind is?
- YOU! Litterbug!  Off my planet!

E-POST:  IMPULSIVE WAYS TO MAKE OTHERS LAUGH
- Wear socks on your hands (for an entire day!).
- Wear a button that says, "Jenius."
- Stop someone on the street, pull out a map of Egypt and ask directions to the pyramids.  Of course, this doesn't work if you're in Egypt.

E-POST:   ECCENTRIC FORMS OF FUN
- UFO chasing.
- Extreme Ironing Competitions.
- Duct Tape Art Sculpturing.